Dentists are evil
Days like this make me wonder who chooses this career path? Sadists, surely. How can you inflict this type of pain on others and then sleep at night?
I thought my dentist reminded me of Corky St. Clair. I was wrong. He's actually Orin Scrivello from Little Shop of Horrors. I think he was actually laughing with glee as he drilled my chompers today. And I have to go back again. For a nightguard. Five hundred dollars for a piece of plastic that will supposedly stop me from grinding my teeth to dust. I told him I thought I mostly grind my teeth when I'm riding in the car while D. drives. He just laughed.
I hope everyone had a good weekend. We did a lot of reuniting at the family reunion in Michigan. We spent the night in a hotel near Saugatuck. Surprisingly, it wasn't very luxurious! Huh! So D. & I just grabbed a 6 pack, ate Doritos & watched the Food Network while the baby slept in the Pack-n-play. It was still like a vacation to us.
D. asked the desk clerk if the Kalico Kitchen (where we had eaten before) would be too crowded for breakfast. She told us that she "didn't care for the service" there, & promptly steered us to the creepiest townie eatery on the planet. Devin thinks she meant that the Kalico Kitchen was a "gay-friendly" place, & that she was some sort of a-hole. You see, Saugatuck has a large gay tourist population, which to me means it's just that much cooler of a town. Apparently though, some locals don't appreciate that aspect of it. Who knows if that's what she meant. If it is, then I would like to send her a replica of the english muffin & crusty american cheese sandwich from the place she recommended. By the time it gets to her, it will be really smelly. That ought to teach her a lesson!
The baby shower was a success, & fun was had by all. Check out our cool monkey diaper cake that Kim & I made. OK, it looked a lot cuter before we had to move it several times. Oh thee diaper cake, why art thou so fragile?
Anyhow, it was great to get together and catch up with some peeps. DeKalb was represented by the Gorlewski & Robinson families. Dang, there was a lot of babies there. Slightly less smoking, just as much beer & a lot more babies. That's what I call a good time.
Cheers!
I thought my dentist reminded me of Corky St. Clair. I was wrong. He's actually Orin Scrivello from Little Shop of Horrors. I think he was actually laughing with glee as he drilled my chompers today. And I have to go back again. For a nightguard. Five hundred dollars for a piece of plastic that will supposedly stop me from grinding my teeth to dust. I told him I thought I mostly grind my teeth when I'm riding in the car while D. drives. He just laughed.
I hope everyone had a good weekend. We did a lot of reuniting at the family reunion in Michigan. We spent the night in a hotel near Saugatuck. Surprisingly, it wasn't very luxurious! Huh! So D. & I just grabbed a 6 pack, ate Doritos & watched the Food Network while the baby slept in the Pack-n-play. It was still like a vacation to us.
D. asked the desk clerk if the Kalico Kitchen (where we had eaten before) would be too crowded for breakfast. She told us that she "didn't care for the service" there, & promptly steered us to the creepiest townie eatery on the planet. Devin thinks she meant that the Kalico Kitchen was a "gay-friendly" place, & that she was some sort of a-hole. You see, Saugatuck has a large gay tourist population, which to me means it's just that much cooler of a town. Apparently though, some locals don't appreciate that aspect of it. Who knows if that's what she meant. If it is, then I would like to send her a replica of the english muffin & crusty american cheese sandwich from the place she recommended. By the time it gets to her, it will be really smelly. That ought to teach her a lesson!
The baby shower was a success, & fun was had by all. Check out our cool monkey diaper cake that Kim & I made. OK, it looked a lot cuter before we had to move it several times. Oh thee diaper cake, why art thou so fragile?
Anyhow, it was great to get together and catch up with some peeps. DeKalb was represented by the Gorlewski & Robinson families. Dang, there was a lot of babies there. Slightly less smoking, just as much beer & a lot more babies. That's what I call a good time.
Cheers!
posted by kroushlconflict at 7:38 PM
4 Comments:
I see you ate at Redamaks. Crappy food but it's a summertime institution.
In regards to gays and MI. Laura's folks have a house in Union Pier. It has 2 nicknames because of it's gay and jewish summer home owners. Union Queer and Jewnion Pier. I've never had problems with the locals but I have heard some horror stories.
Sounds like a blast. You should go back up there and bitch slap the hell out of the yokels.
I'm down with the nighgaurd. I'm on my second one. I ground the first one down to razor sharp edges.
HOw long did it take you to do that? The receptionist made me believe the thing would last forever!
NOT forever, but likely years. I destroyed one myself in college. Maybe they make them out of better materials now.
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