Daily trivia

Question: How many italian beef sandwiches can a pregnant woman eat in a typical 5-day work week?

Answer: Four

I guess since I'm off work for the summer, I don't really have a work week. Unless you consider eating beef sandwiches a job, which would be pretty good work if you can get it.

Maybe the real question should be how many beef sandwiches SHOULD a pregnant woman eat in a 5 day work week. I'm guessing the answer to that would be a number smaller than four...maybe closer to zero.

I just can't stop myself, what can I do? I've been able to choke down a few measly shreds of lettuce from a salad so I don't feel so totally guilty. I'm gonna give birth to that doofus from that Supersize Me documentary.

I think the problem is that the sandwich is just a medium for the hot giardiniera. Perhaps if I can find another vehicle for my hot pepper fixation, I can lay off the beef. But on what else does one use giardiniera as a condiment? I can't think of anything except maybe a frozen cheese pizza (oooohhhhhh), but I don't think that's really the healthy option I've been searching for.

I'm going to try to make it a whole week without one, wish me luck.