Ever feel like a dumbass?
My injuries this year
1. April 2007- Sliced open my right index finger while opening a can of gravy. I won't ever regain the ability to bend that finger. Nice.
2. June 2007- Took a line drive foul ball off the right knee at a Cubs game. My entire leg was yellow, purple, green for over a week and I was limping. I was wearing my mitt at the time.
3. July 2007- Took a bite out of a Beddar with Cheddar (sic) sausage and shot hot cheese juice up my nose. Yes, that's right. I burned the inside of my nose with hot cheese juice. It even had a scab.
posted by kroushlconflict at 6:47 PM
7 Comments:
You might recover better if your diet consisted of something other than Italian beefs and cheese filled brats.
Those are three of the most interesting injuries I've ever heard.
While I love cheese and I love brats, cheese inside brats is nothing more than potentially deadly overkill. I think you've learned your lesson. That shit is like napalm.
It was worth it.
You should ease back into the cheese filled meat with a jalapeno/cheddar burger. Burger with cheese and pepper inside! Whoa!
Oh! Another good one - try this: Put mint and a little bit of garlic in the burger, then top the burger with grilled tomato and some yogurt!
First, the below post: WHAT?! Ooooh, CONGRATULATIONS! And: LUCKY!
Yay!
Second, those-food-up-the-nose injuries are nothing to laugh at. I nose-inhaled turkey sandwich last year. My nose felt irritated for three days. You have my deepest sympathy.
Kim- Thanks for the sympathy & the congrats.
No I have not learned my lesson though & will continue to tempt fate with the hot cheese juice.
O.D.- I'm gonna try that. Don't they have jalapeno burgers at White Castle?????
Yeah, see - it's still ok to put the cheese and peppers ON the food. Putting it IN the food causes a haz-mat situation.
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