Dear Cubs,
You Pussies! Argh! Don't you think this would be a good week to win some games????? COME ON! You don't deserve to win the division, you jerks. No, forget about you... I DESERVE IT. Do it for me!!! I can't drink, can't smoke, can't walk, have to wear geriatric pantyhose up to my boobs and am getting fatter by the minute.
I really need some playoff baseball this year, so you better turn it around asswads. I'm tired of this shit. It's really old. Stale. The whole lovable loser thang is play'ud out. Go out and win the F'ING games like EVERY OTHER TEAM HAS DONE IN THE LAST CENTURY.
You pricks.
Fondly,
kroushlconflict
You Pussies! Argh! Don't you think this would be a good week to win some games????? COME ON! You don't deserve to win the division, you jerks. No, forget about you... I DESERVE IT. Do it for me!!! I can't drink, can't smoke, can't walk, have to wear geriatric pantyhose up to my boobs and am getting fatter by the minute.
I really need some playoff baseball this year, so you better turn it around asswads. I'm tired of this shit. It's really old. Stale. The whole lovable loser thang is play'ud out. Go out and win the F'ING games like EVERY OTHER TEAM HAS DONE IN THE LAST CENTURY.
You pricks.
Fondly,
kroushlconflict
posted by kroushlconflict at 7:02 PM
5 Comments:
totally laura. totally.
It'll be okay. Z is pitching for us tonight and hopefully he brings the good stuff and the Brewers are facing Maddux tonight so we should be OK. My B-day is Sunday and all I want for it is a Cubs win and a division championship.
Dear Cubs,
Me too. Only I don't HAVE to wear the hosiery, that's by choice.
~Chris B.
Bears fan.
happy birthday a few days early!
Wa-hoo!
The Brewers don't deserve to win. The cubs did most of the right things this year - beginning with the shitcanning of Barrett.
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