Mmmm

Yesterday I went grocery shopping. There were about 6 items on my list. I somehow managed to spend $144. I'm not sure what happened. It was after lunch; I wasn't hungry. I guess this is what happens when you send the pregnant lady to the Jewels alone. I was looking over the receipt to see how it managed to spiral that out of control.

Impulse buys:

1. 4 Kraft macaroni-n-cheese (always good to have on hand)


2. bag of chocolate chips


3. box of Quaker granola bars- chocolate chip (technically health food, right?)


4. bag of generic "organic" cheese puffs (again... organic = healthy. Yes.)


5. bottle of blueberry juice


6. Key lime yogurt


7. 1 pack square bagels


8. 2 frozen chicken kiev


9. 1 frozen chicken cordon bleu


10. 1 frozen chicken w/ broccoli & cheese


11. 2 packs of bacon (yes 2, because 1 might not have been enough)


12. bag of baby spinach (I can eat it right out of the bag)


13. 2 bags of cinnamon raisin bagel chips, 1 of which I ate that afternoon in its entirety


14. bottle of green olives


15. vanilla pudding cups ("for Ellie", but I ate 2 already)

Time is running out... only 2 weeks left to "eat for 2". My doctor, by the way, does not endorse the whole eating for 2 philosophy. He says I only need to eat an extra 300 calories a day, which is only like a bagel and a glass of milk. Fascist. Oh, I'll have that bagel and milk. And then I'll have the pudding, bag of bagel chips, 17 Hershey's kisses and a couple of oranges, too.