What I learned on Idol Gives Back

1. Miley Cyrus sucks. No really, she totally sucks. I never saw her perform before, but now I know. It's not like she just sucks a little, no no no... she totally sucks. Not that I thought the 10-12 year old crowd has the most discriminating taste in music, but I thought she'd be at least a little engaging or talented.
Nope. But she is cute, I'll give her that.

2. Brad Pitt is still one hot, steamy piece o' man meat. Yow! I had to Tivo through 2 1/2 hours of crap to get to him, but lo, it was worth it!

3. Daughtry is the name of the band, not just the name of the man. Apparently he fancies himself a little like Bon Jovi or something. There was some riveting video of their trip to Uganda. Ok, those people have a rough enough life- please don't make it any worse by making them sing a Daughtry song. They kept saying I could change a life for the mere price of a cup of coffee. Tell me how much I need to donate so that those people never have to have Daughtry come and visit their village again. Really... I've got my checkbook right here...

4. Fergie singing "Barracuda" and ruffling Ann Wilson's hair was the most disturbing thing I've seen on TV in a long time. Now why would you have Fergie singing the song when Ann Wilson was right there?

5. I still don't get Mariah Carey. She can sing really high... yep. She sure can. Yep. Still don't get it.

6. Hillbillies are real! And they live in our country! Who knew?

7. My life would really suck without Tivo.