Alright already

Can I be honest?

I hate these bastards.

Why are they still around? They aren't cute. They aren't funny. The lessons they teach are marginally positive, I suppose.

I didn't like them when I was a child. I checked out a few of the books from the library, and they sucked. Guess what? They still suck.

I thought the only redeeming quality was that Dolly Parton sang the theme song. Guess again, it's LeeAnn Womack or some such crap.

Father, Mother, Sister, Brother? They don't even have names!
Lame.