I knew this day would come...

Yes, she dresses herself now.

Seen pictured:

*Pink, stretched out cat shirt with spaghetti stains

* Black shorty-shorts

* Horrifying Strawberry Shortcake light-up shoes bought as emergency shoes in the Palatine Wal-mart.

* Pink glitter headband, worn over the hair (the only way she likes to wear headbands. Most times she puts it so low on her forehead that it pushes her eyes closed.)

It's a very "Sweatin' to the Oldies/ Jazzercise" look, n'est pas?

We need to watch some Project Runway, stat. I'd hate to hear what legendary American fashion designer Michael Kors would say about this look.