Holy Cripes!

Guess these pictures would've seemed more realistic had we actually opened one of the bottles. Please excuse the underwear tag; I'm getting a tad big for my britches so to speak. I'm all class, I know.

Cubs!

Guess my stern chiding from yesterday really put them back on track. I know the truth hurts sometimes, guys, but it's tough love. You can thank me with some sweet playoff tickets.

Dear Cubs,

You Pussies! Argh! Don't you think this would be a good week to win some games????? COME ON! You don't deserve to win the division, you jerks. No, forget about you... I DESERVE IT. Do it for me!!! I can't drink, can't smoke, can't walk, have to wear geriatric pantyhose up to my boobs and am getting fatter by the minute.

I really need some playoff baseball this year, so you better turn it around asswads. I'm tired of this shit. It's really old. Stale. The whole lovable loser thang is play'ud out. Go out and win the F'ING games like EVERY OTHER TEAM HAS DONE IN THE LAST CENTURY.

You pricks.

Fondly,
kroushlconflict

i'm crabby

Ok, I know the world is full of idiots. I don't understand why I have to work with all of them.

And no, I'm not talking about the children.

Happy Birthday

to my beloved husband.

I'm glad you were born.
Luv,
Me

Oh the public schools

I got my "supplies" for the year delivered to my classroom. They consist of:

5 glue sticks
1 blue pen
1 black pen
1 white board marker
15 legal size envelopes (must have been a sale)
1 ream of copy paper

Hmmm, that should last me for 40 school weeks, don't you think?

Stupid back to school

Hey kids, quit your bitching. Teachers aren't too happy about going back to school either. Mostly because, unlike you, we get paid for fartin' around all summer.