Jon Stewart
You shall be ruler of the universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Duran Duran
Well I haven't loved them for 20 years for no reason. I chose this pic because it was one of many that hung in my room many moons ago. My dad would only let me put posters on the back of my door so I wouldn't ruin the paint or the Holly Hobbie wallpaper. Lame.
Aramis
My Aramis pick-up lines:
1. I've got a thirst, and you smell like my Gatorade.
2. I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
3. Are those astronaut pants? Cause your butt is outta this world.
Oh, did I say "My pick-up lines"? Oops, I meant someone else's pick-up lines... that they could use...I would never pick-up a MLB superstar, honey. Promise! I mean, not unless you said it was okay...
Tina Yothers
Now come on. How can you resist the sweet and sassy charms of Jennifer Keaton?
OK fine. I admit I was feeling a little evil because I had way more celebrities I hate than I love. So I thought I'd even things up on this page.
For some reason, Tina Yothers just popped into my head first. Guess deep down there's just a lil bit o' Jennifer Keaton in all of us.
I have no idea what I mean by that.
Zach Braff
Hubida, hubida, hubida! First off, he stars on my favorite-est show in all the land, Scrubs. If you don't like this show, you have no soul and will probably end up dying alone. He also wrote, directed and starred in Garden State, which is a pretty good movie. The soundtrack rocks, although it's music-to-slit-your-wrists to. Take a Xanax first...trust me. Check out his online blog....he's a witty one.
David Cross
So he's not that cute. Who cares. He doesn't even need to say anything to make me laugh. Just his being, his presence, his aura is hysterical. Have you seen Mr. Show? Have you seen Arrested Development? Have you seen Pootie Tang? (Ok, I haven't either, but those other ones...um, yah, you should really see those shows.)
Amy Poehler
Brad Pitt
"Um, yeah hi. I am the picture of male perfection. Would you like to gaze upon me?"
What the &%#* is wrong with Jennifer A.? Did she just wake up one morning and say, "You know what, I think I can do better."
Maggie Gyllenhaal
You know the slogan at Silver Cloud: "Food Like Your Mom Would Make if she was gettin' paid"?
Well, everything Maggie wears is : "Clothing Laura would wear if she was getting paid." So cute! She's my style-mate. It's like a soulmate, but for clothes. I just made that up.